It be called Update foo!!!

Yeah, so I been lazy, sorry.

At anyrate, by the end of this weekend I am sure to have wonderfully witty stuff to say, however right now you get nothing!

Inside every skinny little Jewish boy.....

Lies a big ole black lady soul singer....... It's true, we love that stuff!! Now, some of you may find it strange, but I think deep down all of us just wanna be able to belt shit out with soul. I suppose the mere thought of someone sitting down cranking the Gospel while playing Dynasty Warriors 5, might just make ya wonder about ones sanity. However, I offer you this, Chinese Warriors always used to belt out "You're a NO Good, heart breaka, You a liar and a cheat!!!!!" while they were dispatching an enemy, and after that, their bodyguards would be all like "No good!!! WOAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOO!" then dance. For Real.... (picture it..... yeah, now bob yer head)

So, we decided at work (We meaning I) that we had to end every interaction with Yo, Word, Homeslice or Sho Nuff. Bonus points for combinations. At first this would seem a pointless exercise, but I offer this; I work at a private yacht club chalk full of WASP'y goodness. The crowning moment had to be as one of the members was at the bar complaining about being cut off in the parking lot by some lady to which I replied.. "Yo, OHNOSHEDIHDIN Homeslice!!!" It was completely lost on him...... *sigh* Ya try an bring a little culture into peoples lives and ya get no thanks.

This weekend was a riot, tons o fun had by all... and I am pretty damn sure that our group alone keeps certain Beaches bars in the black. A short recap... I was the meat in a Lesbian sammich then Phil just kinda went mentally AWOL.. with hiccups for extra hilarity.... Also, there may have been a freak disappearance/reappearance involving a mouth piece.


On that note.........."The way you treat me is a shame HOW COULD YA... treat me so baaaaaaaaaad............." {Cue my Pips an bring me a mirror cause I KNOW this looks good!!}