Tha Doop......

There is a arsenal in heaven. Do not kid yourself. There are many references to wars and battles that have been fought in the celestrial realm. The fall of Satan is probably the most well known, however if you think that mearly being tossed from paradise is the biggest weapon or offensive tactic that the Creator has... you are crazy.

BEHOLD I say unto thee, genocide has a new name, and you heard it here first children... I give to thee, the all mighty, all powerful, all destorying weapon of our Lord...

THE DOOP!!!!

Oh, I know, sure it is seemingly a asteroid impact... but really, honestly, you cannot sit there and practically smell the sweaty obviousness what this actually is. Tis our Lords Tea-Bag!! Launched from his throne up high, directed to inflict genocide to his unbelieving flock. To deny this idea is ludacris. The Japanese believe that when a butterfly flaps his wings, it can be felt on the other side of the earth.... Now, just think what the impact of "Sacred Scrotum Sack" would feel like.

I am convinced that when it was time to trigger the flooding of the earth, The big guy pointed his "Holy Junk" downward, curled up his legs and plummeted down to the earth. No doubt that the implact of the original ballsack triggered the tsunami that flooded the ancient times.

Furthermore, I have come across a unedited version of the Bible, in which, right before "a massive wall of water rushed towards the ark, the entire sky went black and the ears of the world were deafened by the un-yielding voice of our Lord screaming DOOOOOOOP!!!"
Seriously, look it up.