Membership without Benefits???

So, I just got my Virgin Club card in the mail.... It's sweet. It, much like the Diners Club card is also Tele Savalas sponsored. Except, on the back of the card it says "No One Loves Ya, Baby!"
The rewards are pretty freakin exceptional as well, like 20 percent off hand lotion, and a free issue of "Lonely House Wives of Compton" AND.... a years supply of expired condoms.

Sorry... =)

Anywhoo, I have been retardely busy.. hmm maybe that should be developmentally challenged busy, but I don't think that makes sense... right. I am quite upset that I have missed most of 24 this year, rumour has it he is killin bad Chinese people, not so sure that is a great idea, I mean, like sure he kills 5 of them, but like, a hour later he is gonna want to kill more. BOOOYA!

Hey, they can not all be winners kids.....

Ishmael... (AX)... You will be hearing alot about this...

Odd how the mind works. Even Odder is what sparks a thought. Tonight, I, like most were probably watching the on going coverage of the horrid violence that occurred at VT. In watching, something occurred to me.... This is the result of my thought process. In no way is any of this factual, important, or even worth a look. These are my thoughts and conjectures.. I in no way know what the hell I am talking about, however, maybe this is my way of trying to make sense of the nonsense.
Apparently the gunman, had some scribblings on his arm... (AX ISHMAEL), also on the return address of the package he sent to NBC, ax ishmael was used. I refuse to name the shooter, because, well... why bother give the devil more press. In fact, I probably should not even be doing this, but, again, I am just trying to make sense of this like everyone else is.
Something struck me as odd about this. The name I know well, as will most who have ever picked up a Bible or even the Koran.. a very prevalent name. It is the AX part that is somewhat confusing to me. I thought it might be a AD mistranslated, or the marker ran off during the events of the day, meaning he was the second coming of one of the sons of Abraham, the original chosen person. Depending on what side of the books you are on, this could make sense, but really, things like this are insanely hard to try and figure out. On one side you have the word which basically says if it is decreed it is justified, on the other side it is a crime against moral majority... which is silly and circular because, much of the moral majority is based on the word.
So none of this was helping me understand... Granted, it would be entirely easier for me to just think that he was a lunatic and there really is nothing to understand, however, I am not wired that way. A shame, because I would so much rather not being kept up by thoughts like this.
Anyways, what the hell could any of this mean?
Then it hit me, a book, one in which any English major would have read over the past few years. The book revolves around a telepathic primate named Ishmael and a character named Andrew lomaX. AX... Alpha Omega connection maybe.. who knows... just struck me as odd. Especially since part of the theory of this book hinges on who decides who gets to live and who does not. Again, I am not going to go deeper into this, because, I am probably way out of my element here, but, in my mind, it is enough.
Never enough to justify the dead and the suffering, of the recent events, but enough for me to actually have no pity for the guilty, because, in all the anger, all the hatred, one vital aspect of all the literature was missed. That is this, the underlying premise of all words (in my mind, and that does not mean much, but it is what I have), and that is this.. "You shall be treated as you treat." I know horrid paraphrase, but, it is what I understand....

Hopefully I can sleep now... doubtful....

Tis the most wonderful time of the year.....

Call me a retarded Canadian... but 72saves... in your first playoff game.... F me Canuck
Fans... Keenan best be your new saviour.. (think about it.)
Seriously, tonight I watched 4 hockey games back to back to back to back... 2 of them went to overtime, AWESOME!
If you love hockey, this is what you live for. Granted, my team is polishing their drivers, and tipping their caddy's... well actually most of the Oil team will be representing Canada in the World Cup. Which by the way, our girls totally kicked ass in last night..
I watched the game, it was really entertaining.
For those of you who think Women's hockey is a joke, I really invite you to re-watch that game. It was fast paced, it had contact and it had passion. Not to mention that need I remind you that out of (I think) 10 World Cup finals... The girls have only lost one.. in a shoot out. Canadian Girls Rock.

I actually have no preference as to who wins the cup this year... other than on the basis of what team has the most ex-Oilers... the Islanders, however I really do not think they can handle the speed and talent of the Sabers in the first round.
Still, I love playoff hockey, I will be watching every night, and to be honest I would love to watch the games with anyone.... Seriously no one wants to be the dude at the bar nursing a pint through 3 periods.. so let me know =)
Hell, tonight I got made fun of for watching the Canuck game after work and only having a bar tab of $6.50..... However, I did convice a Brit that the game of hockey was much better than football... granted I peeked his bar tab and it was over $70... So, I probably could have slept with him... So agian, if you are reading this and live in Toronto... give me a ring.. I need a playoff partner =)

(Aight, in re-reading... allow me to explain, while my bar tab was for one pint... Ya know that little warning on Neo-Citron packets about not exceeding 4 packets in 24hours... I may not have read that till after my 6th.. fucking viruses... My horrid english skills I blame on the yellow dragon.)

Victory..........

Well, I did my part, I wore my jersey and the Oil won their last game of the season.
I will say this.... Next year is going to be completely different. That is assuming my Oil do the right thing and re-sign Smyth. If they do not, I am going to really have to think about who I cheer for.

I know, lame post. Maybe the next will be awesome!!!

I have a nightmare....

It be true, it woke me up and startled me, however, I have to share.

It started off amazingly, it was a apparently a good dream. A dream in which one voice rose above all.
It resonated with such fury that it made ignorant people take a second guess, it challenged everyone to rethink what they had, and re-evaluate what they know. It was a monstrous voice, one that resonated with intelligence, integrity, passion, and importance.
It made a entire nation think about equality. Sadly, towards the end of my dream, the message had reached too many.
It became too important, too volatile, too "worldly".
The orator, had to be punished.

Punishment was swift. A bullet to the skull, silenced all that was important.

I woke up in a cold sweat. Was there any way this could actually happen?

Of course, it could happen, it happens all the time, and it happened so long ago, we barely realise it.

Yesterday (today for me) is the anniversary (and I use that loosely, as it implies a happy time) of a man who was shot dead for only speaking what he felt dear to him.
He had a dream, I got a nightmare. In the end, I think we both got the same thing. (ok, in re-visiting that thought... my bad, being assasinated, and being dissapointed, no way in hell the same.... carry on)
I would love to think much has changed, but it has not. Hell, we still divide the human genome into species, which is retarded, we are all human, the same species. Tone of skin is a result of environment, not a gene pool.

Mr.King, you were taken from us far too early, I never got to listen to you live.... that does not stop me from listening to you at all.

I know this seems odd, not that anyone reads this blog, save me. But, Martin Luther King Jr., is one of my idols.

It has been almost 40 years since he was taken from us, and what bothers me most..... On the day he was killed, all I saw was a scrolling reminder on CP24, not a biography on what in my mind was the most powerful and intelligent man, to ever put voice to thought. No, just a tiny scroll after what the Jays did. This is my nightmare. Granted, a ton of this has to due with my affinity for racist jokes... but in my defence, everyone gets equal treatment.

Like this one... Didja hear about the two Jews and the Black guy that walked into a bar? Yeah, me neither, it seems to not happen enough, and that saddens me.

For the record, I know you all have a idea of the importance of the "I have a Dream" Speech... but read it again.
Here.

Do not tell me that transcript means nothing to you, it means everything, and it is pure.

Thank You Mr.King.

Look down on us with compassion, some of us are still trying. However, in todays climate, we might want to include Muslims... Cause, like wholly Christ are they gettin kicked.

I hear ya Kermie.... I hear ya..

Po' lil froggy.

Tha Doop......

There is a arsenal in heaven. Do not kid yourself. There are many references to wars and battles that have been fought in the celestrial realm. The fall of Satan is probably the most well known, however if you think that mearly being tossed from paradise is the biggest weapon or offensive tactic that the Creator has... you are crazy.

BEHOLD I say unto thee, genocide has a new name, and you heard it here first children... I give to thee, the all mighty, all powerful, all destorying weapon of our Lord...

THE DOOP!!!!

Oh, I know, sure it is seemingly a asteroid impact... but really, honestly, you cannot sit there and practically smell the sweaty obviousness what this actually is. Tis our Lords Tea-Bag!! Launched from his throne up high, directed to inflict genocide to his unbelieving flock. To deny this idea is ludacris. The Japanese believe that when a butterfly flaps his wings, it can be felt on the other side of the earth.... Now, just think what the impact of "Sacred Scrotum Sack" would feel like.

I am convinced that when it was time to trigger the flooding of the earth, The big guy pointed his "Holy Junk" downward, curled up his legs and plummeted down to the earth. No doubt that the implact of the original ballsack triggered the tsunami that flooded the ancient times.

Furthermore, I have come across a unedited version of the Bible, in which, right before "a massive wall of water rushed towards the ark, the entire sky went black and the ears of the world were deafened by the un-yielding voice of our Lord screaming DOOOOOOOP!!!"
Seriously, look it up.